I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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