Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
