the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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