How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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