I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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