glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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