What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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