Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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