I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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