I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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