dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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