Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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