pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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