Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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