Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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