Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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