woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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