She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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