Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Can i not drive my cunt home
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
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His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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