Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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