I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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