I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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