In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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