I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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