that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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