Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.