think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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