just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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