3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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