If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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