she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
