Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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