You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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