Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
This is the high leading the old right now
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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