I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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