Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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