So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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