im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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