My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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