Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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