so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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