Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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