Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
last night I used snow as a chaser
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