She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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