I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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