Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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