So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
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