i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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