I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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