My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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