By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
