May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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