I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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