you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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