is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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