Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
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Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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