I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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