I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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